12 5 / 2013
That part of the night where you’re drunk, everyone else has left your house and you start to play with your teeth like you’re twelve. Meanwhile, in your dreams, your worst nightmare is losing all your teeth.
HELP ME.
11 5 / 2013
ACTUAL MOST PERFECT PERSON IN EXISTENCE, ALFRED PENNYWORTH
He is the night. He is justice. He is, my butler.
He’s there hero that Gotham deserves, but the one who needs to get the door right now. So we’ll make him. Because he was trained for it. Because he’s our butler. He’s a silent servant, a watchful steward. A tuxedoed knight.
(Source: foxyfoxy, via wolfrhamhart)
02 5 / 2013
WHEN YOUR MOM CALLS TO ASK HOW YOU ARE DOING:
More like “Oh, hi Mom. Yeah, I’ll get him. Hold on. Buddy, it’s for you.”
(via alwaysoffsides)
02 5 / 2013
Dear Future Husband,
For our first dance at our wedding, we’re doing the caveman prom dance from Encino Man. You have no option.
Love,
Your Future Wife.
28 4 / 2013
"apples do not come true from seed."
Accidental poetry in an article about apple varieties.
Why Your Supermarket Only Sells 5 Kinds of Apples | Mother Jones
(via baileyeverywhere)
A few years ago whilst pre-gaming for a party or something, I forget where I was, but I met a kid who studies apples. Literally all he did was study apples. His senior thesis was apples. His research was apples. I remember him telling me so enthusiastically about how the apple industry kept only a few varieties to send to market and how genetically interesting apples are.
I wish I remember where this was.
(via motherjones)
28 4 / 2013
I’m just letting my life crumble around me and I honestly can’t even find a reason to care.
23 4 / 2013
UNF.
ARE THOSE DIPPING SAUCES INSIDE THE PEPPERS HOLY JESUS FUCK HOW COME I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OR EVEN FUCKING SEEN THAT BEFORE. I WAS PRETTY DOWN ON EVERYTHING BUT NOW I SEE THAT THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. PRAISE EVERYTHING.
22 4 / 2013
Woman Photographs Herself Receiving Strange Looks in Public
“I now reverse the gaze and record their reactions to me while I perform mundane tasks in public spaces. I seek out spaces that are visually interesting and geographically diverse. I try to place myself in compositions that contain feminine icons or advertisements. Otherwise, I position myself and the camera in a pool of people…and wait.
The images capture the gazer in a microsecond moment where they, for unknowable reasons, have a look on their face that questions my presence. Whether they are questioning my position in front of the lens or questioning my body size, the gazer appears to be visually troubled that I am in front of them.”
Photographer: Haley Morris-Cafiero
Project: Wait Watchers
Thought this was actually really cool and I’d share it with you guys! Takes a lot to get up there and do something like this. Love it!
this is such a fucking important project to me because i am constantly stared at in public in a negative way and turned into some disgusting object for the amusement of others and this is a peaceful way to confront those people
turning the spectators into the spectacle
One of my hobbies is getting into other people’s pictures for no reason other than that I want them to go get their pictures developed or uploaded to Facebook or whatever and say “What the fuck is that kid doing in the background? Why is she making that face? Why did she ruin our family picture in front of the trash can at Disney World?” I’m not making a face because I’m judging them (Usually. You don’t count, family that took a picture of all four of you biting into one excessively large turkey leg. I was judging you guys). I’m just making a face because I feel like ruining memories.
But anyway, this is a neat idea.
(via odundleerdasmeer)
21 4 / 2013
A Wet Towel In Space Is Not Like A Wet Towel On Earth : NPR
On Earth, a really wet wash cloth, squeezed tight, will drip. Watch what happens in space.
Well this is the coolest thing ever.
18 4 / 2013
I don’t want to do any work for the next week or so…
I just want to sit in my room with the windows wide open, let the cold breeze fill the stuffy air that’s been in here since November, cuddle up in my blankets, and watch cartoons all fucking day.
