13 4 / 2014

braiker:

nickdrake:

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

where are they now?

Anyone? Anyone?

10 4 / 2014

I’m about this close to dropping everything for a road trip. The nicer it is outside, the more time I want to spend with my windows down blasting albums I love,

08 4 / 2014

theweekmagazine:

Man lets bees sting his genitals for science
Michael Smith was studying honeybees at Cornell when one flew up his shorts and stung him in a delicate place, as National Geographic reports. Yet unlike most people, who would have screamed and sworn and maybe put on pants, Smith used the unexpected sting as inspiration to study where a bee could do the most damage in terms of sheer pain.

Scientists.

theweekmagazine:

Man lets bees sting his genitals for science

Michael Smith was studying honeybees at Cornell when one flew up his shorts and stung him in a delicate place, as National Geographic reports. Yet unlike most people, who would have screamed and sworn and maybe put on pants, Smith used the unexpected sting as inspiration to study where a bee could do the most damage in terms of sheer pain.

Scientists.

01 4 / 2014

perfectday-for-bananafish:

Jesus Christ, Netflix.

I just….I just can’t.

perfectday-for-bananafish:

Jesus Christ, Netflix.

I just….I just can’t.

09 3 / 2014

lyssie:

kaijanaalexes:

this actually happened

I can’t with this. 

(Source: sandandglass)

02 3 / 2014

cumberbuddy:

BENEDICT YOU DIDN’T 

WHOSE SHOULDERS ARE HE ONBECAUSE ALL I CAN PICTURE IS MARTIN FREEMAN GOING “please, no. no. no. no no. get off. get off. no.”

cumberbuddy:

BENEDICT YOU DIDN’T 

WHOSE SHOULDERS ARE HE ON

BECAUSE ALL I CAN PICTURE IS MARTIN FREEMAN GOING “please, no. no. no. no no. get off. get off. no.”

(Source: cumberbum, via perfectday-for-bananafish)

25 2 / 2014

"What are you looking for in an apartment?"

oh, you know, the usual. I need a bathroom where the plug is close enough to the toilet so I can dry my hair while taking a dump, I need a living room roughly the size (but not necessarily the same shape) as a standard MMA octagon ring, I need enough windowless walls to set up a nauseating amount of bookshelves, and a kitchen made for someone who is under 4’ 11”. Oh, and it needs to be pet friendly. I have a capybara.

24 2 / 2014

jedigrrrl:

mega-ashra:

We miss you, Egon. :_(  RIP Harold Ramis.

*sobs*


Well this just broke my heart. Thanks for the laughs, Harold.

jedigrrrl:

mega-ashra:

We miss you, Egon. :_(  RIP Harold Ramis.

*sobs*

Well this just broke my heart. Thanks for the laughs, Harold.

(via wolfrhamhart)

23 2 / 2014

twhiddlingthumbs:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

night-vale-secretpolice:

night-vale-secretpolice:

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes

So are you telling me that Harry had more Voldemort than Voldemort had Voldemort? 

Also, Ginny took on way more of Voldemort’s soul than Harry and even Dumbledore ever did.

And yet Harry was still attracted most to Ginny so was that Voldemort’s ego talking or was it just Harry seeing someone as broken and involved as he was TELL ME JK I CAN’T EVEN.

twhiddlingthumbs:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

night-vale-secretpolice:

night-vale-secretpolice:

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes

So are you telling me that Harry had more Voldemort than Voldemort had Voldemort? 

Also, Ginny took on way more of Voldemort’s soul than Harry and even Dumbledore ever did.

And yet Harry was still attracted most to Ginny so was that Voldemort’s ego talking or was it just Harry seeing someone as broken and involved as he was TELL ME JK I CAN’T EVEN.

(via perfectday-for-bananafish)

20 2 / 2014

ajourneytofindmyself:


Currently reading : brave new world by Aldous Huxley
“But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”


I’ve never seen this cover before. I love it. I want one. I mean, in addition to my other three copies.

ajourneytofindmyself:

Currently reading : brave new world by Aldous Huxley

“But I don’t want comfort. I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”

I’ve never seen this cover before. I love it. I want one. I mean, in addition to my other three copies.

(via perfectday-for-bananafish)

16 2 / 2014

greeneyedfeelsmonster:

so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the doors at the back of the hall and striding down the aisle reciting the first 50 lines of beowulf in old english so moral of the story if you don’t know anything about jrr tolkien aside from lotr you are missing out my friend

(via perfectday-for-bananafish)

15 2 / 2014

masons-road:

**PLEASE REBLOG***

The Submissions Period for Mason’s Road Issue #9 is now OPEN! We are looking for your best Poetry, Fiction, Nonfiction, Screenplays, and Craft Essays.

The theme for our next issue is TRUTH. Think you can handle it?

SUBMIT!