August 2010
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10 Day Music Challenge
So, I saw this 10 Day Music Challenge, and I’d like to try it.
Day 1: Ten Favorite Albums
1. Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes by Jimmy Buffett 2. Dookie by Green Day 3. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles 4. Pnkerton by Weezer 5. Dude Ranch by Blink-182 6. Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan 7. London Calling by The Clash 8. Cosmo’s Factory by Creedence...
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Would You Rather...?
Alyssa: Would you rather watch a 48 hour Rush Limbaugh marathon (sober) or drunkenly eat poopy?
Me: Limbaugh. I'd make fun of him and call him a dick-sucking, self-indulgent, fat sack of oxycodone-hazed whale blubber.
Me: I'm sure more wonderful sentences like that one would pour out of me if I was forced to watch Rush. ...Oh, bigot. He's a bigot, too. I knew I forgot something.
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An Undersanding
I have spent my 21 years on this Earth as a “learner.” I understand more now than I did when I was a Kindergarten graduate.
I understand how to cut with scissors and how to make shapes. I understand that the leader of the United States is the President, and later that we have Judicial and Legislative branches to keep the President in check. I understand that the Earth rotates on its...
My brother came downstairs
brianshutup:
…and I said to him, “Hilary thinks I make these DiCaprio faces.” I showed him the post I reblogged yesterday. He looked at it for a minute, and said:
“Definitely, maybe, definitely, definitely, maybe, definitely. Yeah. She’s right.”
I hate everything.
Maybe you don’t make Leo faces. Maybe he makes Brian faces.
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I Find Your Lack of Nerd Disturbing.
Today, I got into an argument with a 9-year-old over who is the best non-super superhero. I took the side of Batman, and he took the side of Iron Man. His logic? Iron Man is made of iron. He can kick Batman’s butt with his iron foot. My logic? Batman is a ninja. Not only is Batman a ninja, he was taught by Liam Neeson, who also played the Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars: Episode I. Therefore,...