July 2011
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Foursome
A foursome between Tom Cruise, Gerard Butler, Angelina Jolie, and Evangeline Lily would be called a “Tangerine” by the tabloids. This is the world we live in.
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Can You Give Me a Hand Over Here?
So last night I was hanging out with a bunch of pals, playing Monopoly City. Well, Monopoly City is a little bit different than regular Monopoly, which also means the game pieces are a little bit different than regular Monopoly. I found out that the hard had piece fit on my finger just right, so I asked for a pen and drew a tiny man to wear the tiny hard hat. Things kind of escalated from there:
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WatchIt’s been a tough day. So here’s a video of my dog getting sprayed in the face with the hose for a minute-and-a-half.
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“She was comfortable describing to him her reveries, snatches of memories, childhood embarrassments. And he was not merely interested but fascinated. He would question her for hours about her childhood. His questions were always direct, sometimes probing, but without exception gentle. She began to understand why lovers talk baby talk to one another. There was no socially acceptable...