Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- I'm taking a completely unbearable 20th Century English literature class, and we just read Virginia Woolf's "A Room of One's Own." Well, everyone else read it. I read about two pages and decided, "fuck this, I'm getting a beer."
- Professor: Okay, so, what does Virginia Woolf need?
- Me (muttering): A dick in her mouth so she can't lecture, and a dick in her hand so she can't write.
- I'm a female but I'm not a feminist.
