What is this, asshole music?
- “Me (Standing outside of 21+ “video dance club”) : Is this something I hate? What is this, asshole music?
- Hostess/bouncer: What do you hate?
- Me: Top 40 music mixed with people who dress like they do for attention.
- Hostess/bouncer: Well this is pretty much that.
- Me: Okay, I’m going back to my room to drink a bottle of rum. If anyone comes by asking if this is “asshole music” send them to my room.”
- Hostess/bouncer: Whatever.”
- And my parents wonder why I don't have a boyfriend.
