Art history.
Originally Posted 1/21/2009. 
Want to know what the name of this painting is?
The Castration of Uranus.
Heh.
I also wanted to share with you a couple jokes -
Q: How many Obama Cabinet Members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Who cares? They’re gonna change a bunch of other shit, too.
Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change a-
A: WOO! CHANGE! FUCK YEAH!
Q: How many epic poets does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Lo, good sir, thine heart be true,
and thy soul is illuminated;
but thine body is shrouded in darkness.
I shall present ye with a great treasure,
bestowed upon me by my great ancestors
and perhaps, ye will pass this honor on
to thine own kin.
This great bulb of light shall protect ye
from the spirits who wish to do ye harm.
But now, ye shall hand me my blade
and I shall replenish the sun.
