Christmas Unwrapped
I am the worst gift wrapper of all time. I could make up a story about how because I’m an only child and have moved back in with my parents that I just ask the opposite parent to wrap presents for the other, but I don’t. I’m not lazy - I’ve spent four years of college breaks trying to figure out how to do this shit.
I’ve come to a conclusion. I can’t neatly wrap a fucking present if my life depended it.
So I just won’t. I’m just going to stay up/wake up when everyone else is passed out cold and leave the presents under the tree unwrapped a la that bike I got when I was ten.
Otherwise I think someone might ask if Santa’s health is failing.
