Christmas Eve Footie Pajama Party (Transcribed from Twitter)
- Me: Well, I'm wearing adult footie pajamas, a santa hat, and I'm surrounded by empty beer bottles. Guys, I'm single.
- Katie: SHUT UP. I'M WEARING KERMIT THE FROG FOOTIE PJS & TWO BOTTLES OF WINE DOWN AND I'M SINGLE TOO! HOW WEIRD?!?!?!
- Me: Mine are Eeyore! I wonder if there's something to this...
- Katie: i think it's that we just have really really REALLY high standards.
- Me: That's gotta be it. It's obviously not us.
- Katie: Absolutely not us.
