Reality television and you!
There is nothing interesting about humans. If we still acted on our animal instincts, we’d be much more fun to watch.
We do have those Animal Planet shows with the British guy narrating. They just lack the British guy narrating. MTV’s been doing it for years. Our generation’s safari specials are just Reality TV.
Reality television is a testament to how fucking boring we are as a species — we need to have a camera crew following around the very small minority of pituitary retards. The people plastered all over American TV screens are just chosen by the rich assholes who own the networks because they know we’ll never shut the TV off. We can’t get enough.
So, I pose this question: Are we really that fucking boring that our own lives suck so much that we need to watch someone else waste their life away?
