Election jokes.
- Q: How many Obama cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
- A: Who the fuck cares? They're gonna change a bunch of other shit too!
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- Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change-
- A: CHANGE!! WOO!!
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- Q: How many Alaskan governors does it take to change a light bulb?
- A: One to change it and one to board a helicopter and shoot all the wolves in a 14 mile radius.
