How to know if you’re a real woman.
If a man says “make me a sandwich” and you say “fuck you, make it yourself,” you’re not a real woman.
If a man says “make me a sandwich” and you say “yes, dear,” you’re still not a real woman.
If a man says “make me a sandwich” and you say “yes, dear,” poison the meat, then serve it to him smiling, you’re a real woman.
