Time Machine
- Do me a favor. If I ever develop a time machine out of a DeLorean, never let me go back in time and change history while inebriated. It's kind of a big risk.
- Consider it done.
- Thanks. It's really important. I've entrusted this task to you. If I ever get my hands on plutonium stolen from Libyans, you gotta be on your toes.
- Will do. As long as you ensure that if I slip up and let you do it you prevent me from, like, fucking Abraham Lincoln.
- Okay, but no promises if either of us gets mixed up somewhere with a Kennedy. I might just let that happen. Because really, who would it hurt?
- Can we make sure we hit up the late 80's? Dibs on JFK, Jr. He was a fucking hottie.
- Shotty a pit stop in the early 60's. There's some business I gotta take care of with a college-aged current Vice President.
- Bring him to a train station and the night will be unforgettable.
- Now that we're talking about it, a drunken time travel escapade doesn't sound so bad. We need to find a DeLorean.
- Agreed. Han Solo-era Harrison Ford here I come. Literally.
- Best spring break ever.
