Nobel Peace Prize.
- Steve: I cannot believe the Nobel Peace Prize has become so trivialized. He has done NOTHING at ALL, much less something amounting to peacemaking.
- Me: I woke up to about 300,000 tweets about this and apparently missed a shitload by starting my break early. However, it does put him in a place where he can't just sit with his thumb up his ass. Now that he's got it, he has to back it up.
- Steve: He can try. So full of shit.
- Me: Well, his thumb's up his ass. You can't take a shit if there's an obstruction. That Nobel Prize is heavy. You need two hands to hold it.
