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13 October 09

Greatest Country in the World.

  • Dad: This is the greatest country in the world. Only at the America kiosk in EPCOT can you get a beer when the rest of the park is closed. God bless America.
  • Me: They're not selling beer.
  • Dad: This country sucks. How come I can't get a beer after 9 PM here? Someone should tell Obama to fix that.
  • Me: Right, because THAT'S what he's most concerned about. Of all the things he needs to fix, I'm sure that's at the top of the list. Right now, he's saying, "Fuck health care reform, fuck the economic downturn, fuck equality, and most of all, fuck those two wars. If I can't get a beer in EPCOT after the fireworks, there's no point in fixing that shit."
  • Dad: Okay, you win. We've got rum back in the room anyway.
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh