The investigation is one that if full of mysteries and not many clues to go off, so it is important that Sherlock Holmes uses what he has available to figure out the case.
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Adventures in Terrible Writing, part seven.
Long story short, I had to peer edit the paper this came from and almost fucking threw myself off a pier.
My comments on the paper:
I actually just drew a stick figure barfing onto this sentence. I wonder if that was appreciated.
