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23 October 11

Last year, for my 21st birthday, I met my parents down at Walt Disney World so my first day of legal drinking would be at EPCOT’s International Food and Wine Festival. A few days later, after going to dinner at the Polynesian Resort, we decided it would be a funny joke to do a “monorail bar hop,” hitting up all of the resort bars and restaurants on the monorail stops, and of course telling everyone on the monorail what we were up to. We started at the Polynesian, then headed to the Grand Floridian and the Contemporary before switching trains and ending at EPCOT for a second trip around the International Food and Wine Festival.

This year, we’ve decided we might as well make it an annual thing. We’ve even got our own shirts with logos.

So, if you’re down in Walt Disney World the week after next, keep an eye out for these shirts.

13 October 09

Greatest Country in the World.

  • Dad: This is the greatest country in the world. Only at the America kiosk in EPCOT can you get a beer when the rest of the park is closed. God bless America.
  • Me: They're not selling beer.
  • Dad: This country sucks. How come I can't get a beer after 9 PM here? Someone should tell Obama to fix that.
  • Me: Right, because THAT'S what he's most concerned about. Of all the things he needs to fix, I'm sure that's at the top of the list. Right now, he's saying, "Fuck health care reform, fuck the economic downturn, fuck equality, and most of all, fuck those two wars. If I can't get a beer in EPCOT after the fireworks, there's no point in fixing that shit."
  • Dad: Okay, you win. We've got rum back in the room anyway.
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh