Too Late, Trotsky

This is how I feel today.

eye-contact:

Iron Man 2

“ Sounds to me like a quid pro no quo. I want my quo.

— Dan Stark, The Good Guys Season 1, Episode 2 “Bait and Switch”

Christian Bale.

Is that a raincoat?

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: As with most everything in life, famous movie quotes cannot help but submit to the ameliorating power of charts and graphs.

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“ What are you talking about? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn’t mean I don’t love America.

— Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

eye-contact:

Manhunter

(solidair)

“ He’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Jay Gatsby. We were best friends in Louisville. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in Febuary, I became engaged to my first fiancee, Tom who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Chicago, and Gatsby was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Tom, He’d be like, “Why didn’t you send a letter to me in the war?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my wedding, which was an all-east egg party, I was like, “Gatsby, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re part of the lost generation and have new european ideals in contrast to old american ones”I mean I couldn’t have any new-money people at my party. There were gonna be people there from the american aristocracy. I mean, right? He was from WEST EGG. So then he called my cousin nick and started lying to him, it was so retarded. And then He told everyone he went to Oxford because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall, and he threw loads of parties and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack

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me and my friend, to cheer up my Mean-girls fanboy friend who was having trouble with an essay. translated our set-text (The Great Gatsby) into Regina Georges speech about Janis Ian. He loved it. (via beeizzle)

LOL

(via stayfrostygents)

This is just…awesome.

Chewbacca and Han Solo.
Star Wars.