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Too Late, Trotsky is part blog, part journal, and completely pointless.

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7 February 10

College Diet

The food here is bad.
Explosive diarrhea
because it’s so bad.

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Posted: 12:44 PM

Neoclassical Style

You know what sucks dick?
Neoclassical style.
Stop studying it.

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3 February 10

Weather

Rain drips off the roof
on the air conditioner.
drip drip drip drip drip.

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Posted: 8:46 AM

Spring Break

Spring break is here! Joy!
Until I get the clap or
some other V. D.

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1 February 10

Wrong

Hey! Kid in the front!
Your answer is really wrong.
Try again later.

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19 January 10

Campus Police

A siren outside
from the campus police car.
A drunken kid runs.

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16 January 10

Baroque Art

Baroque art sucks balls.
Don’t argue otherwise or
we’re no longer friends.

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12 January 10

Greek Life

Sorority girls
blow coke off a toilet seat
while I just get drunk.


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10 January 10

Roommates

Please do not fuck him
while I am still in the room.
That’s kind of douche-y.


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3 January 10

Voltaire

Hello there, Voltaire.
You beckon me to read you.
I don’t think so, dude.

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1 January 10

Community Bathroom

Flush your damn tampons!
No one needs to see that, thanks.
Clean up your pubes, too.

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27 December 09

Into My Pants

Drunken frat guy, you
are not getting into my
pants on this cold night.

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh