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Too Late, Trotsky is part blog, part journal, and completely pointless.

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1 April 10
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.
— Peter Sellers
22 March 10
juliasegal:

All the Seinfeld references in the picture can be found here if you give up: http://bit.ly/qjIrs

juliasegal:

All the Seinfeld references in the picture can be found here if you give up: http://bit.ly/qjIrs

Reblogged: juliasegal

29 January 10

Always Prepared

I just got done watching John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show, and Janeane Garofalo’s bit about flip-flops.

About two months ago, I saw 28 Days Later and decided I had to re-think my choice of footwear. I stopped wearing flip-flops every day as per my usual pedal wardrobe. Instead, I started choosing shoes based on the ability to run from velociraptors and/or the undead.

Now, I have one pair of flip-flops, a pair of boat shoes, checkered slip-ons, running shoes, and two pairs of converse. I don’t have “professional shoes” or high heels simply because living is more important to me than appearance.

27 January 10
Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks

24 January 10
The Seven Dirty Words in Alpha-Bits.

The Seven Dirty Words in Alpha-Bits.

13 January 10

Reblogged: palahniukandchocolate

1 December 09
Just finished reading:Last Words by George Carlin (With Tony Hendra)


I loved this. It’s probably one of the best biographical books I’ve ever read, and it gave me a behind-the-stage look of one of my personal heroes. Thanks for this fucking choice shit, George.

Just finished reading:
Last Words by George Carlin (With Tony Hendra)

I loved this. It’s probably one of the best biographical books I’ve ever read, and it gave me a behind-the-stage look of one of my personal heroes. Thanks for this fucking choice shit, George.

29 November 09
“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” - George Carlin

“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” - George Carlin

24 November 09

Reblogged: palahniukandchocolate

7 October 09
Just finished reading:New Rules by Bill Maher

Just finished reading:
New Rules by Bill Maher

5 October 09

I just saw this video, and it brought back some memories.
A few years ago, I saw Jon Stewart perform stand-up at the Oakdale Theater (now called the Chevrolet Theater, and I, for one, do NOT welcome our corporate overlords). At the time, we had a “daffodil festival” in the area, and when Jon made a joke about this guy fucking the pinata, he got a weird reaction from the audience. He proceeded to ask us if we were all pinata fuckers, and if we had a pinata-fucking festival.

If I ever see him/get to go see/work for The Daily Show, the first thing I’m going to ask is if he still thinks we’re all just pinata fuckers.

Posted: 8:46 AM
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs.
— Mitch Hedberg
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh