The Diner
- Fred: Any of you guys down for a diner run? I can pick you up if need be.
- Me: Sorry, I've got work at 7:30.
- Fred: It's me and Darren.
- Me: I'm in my pajamas and I have tea. It's not happening. Have fun.
- Fred: Tea is for [redacted] and republicans.
- Me: No, tea is delicious and fuck you. Teabaggings are for republicans. Group [redacted] in wherever you want.
- Fred: No arguments there, tea IS delicious if you're Marxist.
- Me: Hey, fuck you McCarthy. I'm just minding my own business and you come 'round and start fucking with my lovely evening. Fascist.
- Fred: You're totally blacklisted. 'Peaceful evening' sounds like Commie talk for revolution.
- Me: Maybe it is. Maybe I'm plotting the Communist overthrow of the United States with Bill Ayers and members of ACORN. Either way, I'm not going to the diner.
- Fred: This goes beyond the diner. This is about America.
