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5 October 10

A Letter to the Executives at Fox Broadcasting Company:

To Whom it May Concern,

I congratulate you on the success of your hit television show entitled Glee. It would seem that you have nailed a niche in American culture left empty when you decided to air an hour-long teen dramady with musical style. To go without saying, this show has filled a void that Americans had yet to see on television.

Although, if one really thinks about the circumstances surrounding the premise of this program, especially the setting and the “tween” culture to which the show has been marketed, it wouldn’t seem as fresh as, say, your summer hit buddy cop show, The Good Guys.

I think perhaps you may want to take a look at the singing teenage high school angst genre and realize the company you are up against.

The Walt Disney Company has made and released not one, not two, but three feature-length films with the High School Musical moniker - not to mention the countless amounts of merchandise, a stage and concert tour, and a reality show based on the films. The market also expanded to reach international audiences.

Luckily, the American people have not recognized the similarities between Glee and High School Musical. However, if there comes a time when viewers begin to realize that what they are watching on Fox they actually have on DVD and can watch any time they please, it may be time to let the series go. No shark-jumping, no “Who Shot J.R.s,” no spin-offs.

Basically, all I’m saying is that I’m not sure the mortal body of Rupert Murdoch has enough strength to fight the frozen head of Walt Disney when it is attached to a fully-functional, Disney-Imagineered animatronic body.
Because, as we all know, media moguls do not settle their disputes with mere lawsuits, they settle them in gladiator-esque arena style death matches.

Thank you for your time,

An Unconcerned Media Watch-Dog

26 May 10

Telephone Survey

  • Me: Hello.
  • Survey Taker: Hello?
  • Me: Hi there!
  • Survey Taker: Hi, I'm with [survey company] and we're conducting research based on some magazines within a household. Is there someone within the household between the ages of 18-62?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Survey Taker: Okay...well what is your age?
  • Me: You're not supposed to ask a woman her age.
  • Survey Taker: Well it will only be used for research purposes...
  • Me: I'm 21.
  • Survey Taker: Okay, I'm going to list off some magazine titles and what I'd like to know is if you have read the title in the last 30 days.
  • Me: Mmkay.
  • Survey Taker: Reader's Digest?
  • Me: I'm 21. No.
  • Survey Taker: Better homes and Gardens?
  • Me: ...No.
  • Survey Taker: National Geographic?
  • Me: Yes!
  • Survey Taker: Okay, have you read the June 2010 issue of Good Housekeeping?
  • Me: No.
  • Survey Taker: Well what we'll do is send you a copy and you can read it before next Monday, May 31 we'll call you back and see...
  • Me: Why did you ask me what magazines I've read if you're going to send me one I don't read?
  • Survey Taker: It's just for research purposes.
  • Me: Have you guys ever thought about sending the magazines to people who actually read Better Homes and Gardens? Why ask people who don't like that magazine the issue when you know they don't read or like it?
  • Survey Taker: It's Good Housekeeping.
  • Me: Same thing.
  • Survey Taker: The survey does apply to all people.
  • Me: I disagree. I don't think it applies to people who don't like Good Housekeeping. Or magazines. And this is why print media is dying. ...Can I ask you a question? Have you read the June 2010 issue of Good Housekeeping?
  • Survey Taker: Thank you for your time.
20 May 10
Reporter, Liberation News Service Collective, New York City, February, 1970Photo by David Fenton

Reporter, Liberation News Service Collective, New York City, February, 1970
Photo by David Fenton

31 December 09
21 September 09
For example, the reason he walked into a McDonald’s and killed twelve people is because daddy didn’t buy him a pony.
— Brent Stevens, on the media’s portrayal of mass murders.
10 September 09
2 September 09

Liberal bias? What liberal bias?

  • @katieeber: You know, I thought CNN had bigger problems. RT @CNN: OMG! My mom is online dating! http://bit.ly/2pPwIG
  • @spacedoutbasspl @KatieEber just wait til' she brings MSNBC home with her. Awkward...
31 August 09

Damn liberal media.

The motto of The New York Times is “All the News That’s Fit to Print.” What happens to all the news that isn’t fit to print? I bet it runs back home and eats its feelings.

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh