Conversation I Actually Had with My Mother When I Told Her I Bought Light-Up Sneakers
- Me: Hey, I bought new sneakers!
- Mom: That's great. What kind?
- Me: Well, I got a pair of little kids shoes because I fit in them.
- Mom: Good, your shoes from now on will be cheaper.
- Me: Not if they light up!
- Mom: No you did not.
