Too Late, Trotsky

Make Mine Freedom (1948)

Unlisted Explanations for the Banning of Several Musicians Included on this List, Part I

1. The Sex Pistols
The Sex Pistols go on Holidays in the Sun as a result of their self-described “reasonable economy,” which alludes to the basic capitalist economic model.
2. The B-52’s
The B-52’s are living in their own Private Idaho. Ownership of private land is a distinct characteristic of the bourgeoisie.

9. Iron Maiden
Iron Maiden is not Iron Butterfly. The Union of Youth thought they were getting In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida and were disappointed when they received Iron Maiden’s eponymous album instead.

11. AC/DC
AC/DC are considered neo-fascists because they only salute those who are about to rock, a subset of the population who are well-known members of the bourgeoisie. They have also used their powers over industry to skew the effects of rock ‘n’ roll on the environmental problem of noise pollution.

20. Talking Heads
Talking Heads burned down a house built on state-owned property, thus causing a significant disruption in homeland security.

29. The Ramones
In their ballad of a spoiled child, The Ramones say that the young lady is going to join the “Ice Capades,” an extremely violent and militant revolutionary group who kidnap and brainwash young people in the United States in the name of communism, impeding the spread of non-violent communism by giving it a bad name.

34. Village People
The Village People’s vision of a mighty and strong Macho Man, which, from the way they describe, sounds like worship of deity.

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Duck and Cover
U.S. Civil Defense film from 1952, detailing safety precautions in case of an nuclear attack.