The food here is bad.
Explosive diarrhea
because it’s so bad.

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You know what sucks dick?
Neoclassical style.
Stop studying it.

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Rain drips off the roof
on the air conditioner.
drip drip drip drip drip.

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Spring break is here! Joy!
Until I get the clap or
some other V. D.

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Hey! Kid in the front!
Your answer is really wrong.
Try again later.

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A siren outside
from the campus police car.
A drunken kid runs.

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Baroque art sucks balls.
Don’t argue otherwise or
we’re no longer friends.

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Sorority girls
blow coke off a toilet seat
while I just get drunk.

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Please do not fuck him
while I am still in the room.
That’s kind of douche-y.

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Hello there, Voltaire.
You beckon me to read you.
I don’t think so, dude.

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